noranekochan:

joyfulldreams:

everydayimnerdfighting:

omgjersey:

vladsexual:

loveclaire:


“One such woman leader, Qin Liangyu, was the wife of a native tribal chieftain in the western province of Sichuan.”
The Search for Modern China - Jonathan D. Spence

So…I’m going to have a threesome? In China? In the seventeenth century? With a married couple? That’s pretty kinky I guess.

“He stopped, attentive, like a man listening; for sight could not go far though the dark air and thick mist.”
-The Divine Comedy
…KAY

“Carefully inscribed was a line he recognized from the Book of Ecclesiastes: HE THAT INCREASETH KNOWLEDGE INCREASETH SORROW.” Assassin’s Creed: Renaissance, Oli Bowbow
Oh, okay.

“It somersaults swiftly, handle over blade, and finds itself buried in the dartboard once again.”
Acrobatic.

“My sudden awareness of my foolishness made me calm.”
-Grendel by John Gardner
….I actually think this is incredibly accurate. For me, I mean. Probably? Maybe? Me realizing that whatever got me into the situation of having sex was incredibly stupid and foolish and something not me?
I AM ACTUALLY OKAY WITH THIS. MHM.Although, I hope it doesn’t mean I’ll get into awkward situations like that in my first freaking semester of college. That would be WEIRD AND UNFORTUNATE, I think. 

“Roran braced himself as she threw herself at him, wrapping her arms around his chest.”
-Christopher Paolini, “Inheritance”.
JESUS HOW CAN THIS BE SO PERFECT AAAGH AHAHAHAHAH YES


“A bunch of bandits have established a well-defended gold mine at the far south”
-Empire Earth Gold Edition Strategy Guide
Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinky

noranekochan:

joyfulldreams:

everydayimnerdfighting:

omgjersey:

vladsexual:

loveclaire:

“One such woman leader, Qin Liangyu, was the wife of a native tribal chieftain in the western province of Sichuan.”

The Search for Modern China - Jonathan D. Spence

So…I’m going to have a threesome? In China? In the seventeenth century? With a married couple? That’s pretty kinky I guess.

“He stopped, attentive, like a man listening; for sight could not go far though the dark air and thick mist.”

-The Divine Comedy

KAY

“Carefully inscribed was a line he recognized from the Book of Ecclesiastes: HE THAT INCREASETH KNOWLEDGE INCREASETH SORROW.” Assassin’s Creed: Renaissance, Oli Bowbow

Oh, okay.

“It somersaults swiftly, handle over blade, and finds itself buried in the dartboard once again.”

Acrobatic.

“My sudden awareness of my foolishness made me calm.”

-Grendel by John Gardner

….I actually think this is incredibly accurate. For me, I mean. Probably? Maybe? Me realizing that whatever got me into the situation of having sex was incredibly stupid and foolish and something not me?

I AM ACTUALLY OKAY WITH THIS. MHM.Although, I hope it doesn’t mean I’ll get into awkward situations like that in my first freaking semester of college. That would be WEIRD AND UNFORTUNATE, I think. 

“Roran braced himself as she threw herself at him, wrapping her arms around his chest.”

-Christopher Paolini, “Inheritance”.

JESUS HOW CAN THIS BE SO PERFECT AAAGH AHAHAHAHAH YES


“A bunch of bandits have established a well-defended gold mine at the far south”

-Empire Earth Gold Edition Strategy Guide

Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinky

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